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Magma Misc. Enthusiastically so. Unrelentingly, unrepentantly, perversely so. How did Santa get his hands on zombie technology? Why do his zombie elves hate Christmas? One of the pleasures of doing one of these big roundups of tiny, largely unseen games is that you hit the occasional gem or two. Not all Santas must die, apparently: Some can co-exist with nature.

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But at least the pirate commander has said they will be allowed to observe Christmas as a Christian festival if they wish, and has promised them a Christmas dinner of chips, tomato, fish and beer — if available. Registration is a free and easy way to support our truly independent journalism. By registering, you will also enjoy limited access to Premium articles, exclusive newsletters, commenting, and virtual events with our leading journalists.

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Santa who held up a bank to pay the elves and other festive tales for our times. Andy McSmith Thursday 24 December Article bookmarked Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile Don't show me this message again.

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